My Jesus Story just for you!!!!! True Story!!! There was a man lying on the floor of the hospital. He died and went to hell. The doctor brought him back and he started screaming, “Help me, Help me!!! I went to hell!!! I went to hell”. Then he died again and went to hell. He came back screaming again, “Help me, Help me, I went to hell, I went to hell!!!!!” Then he asked the doctor, “How do you be saved?” The doctor said, “I don’t know. Say ‘Jesus save me’.” So the man said, “Jesus save me!!” Then he died, and this time he went to heaven. So say “Jesus save me” for yourself so you can go to heaven. 1, 2, 3 “Jesus save me.” Congratulations. If you just said that, you will go to heaven for the next 18 trillion+ years (eternity). Awesome!!! Now pass it on!!! (It would be cool to copy and text this to everyone you know so they can go to heaven too!!) (Also, you can be any age, race, gender, religion, culture, or creature and say it!)
